Monday, August 23, 2010

Too Funny not to Post

Top Ten Reasons You Fell in Love with your Baby (and Out of Love with Your Old Boyfriend)
by Deborah Skolnik

1 His endless babbling
2 He loved snuggling in your bed- but always wanted to go back to his crib after
3 His way of spending hours roaming around house naked, his poochy belly hanging out.
4 The wet, sloppy kisses
5 He was content to lie quietly and gaze at his navel as you did all the housework
6 His birthday gift to you was simply a wilted flower
7His idea of dancing was to bend his legs and bob up and down with a goofy, self-congratulatory grin
8 His smell
9 You could always count on him burping right after he finished a meal
10 The fact that he'll never, ever love anyone as much as he loves his mommy


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